Saturday, July 28, 2012

what i know

i know that the slender man is a tall, thin, bald, faceless being that stalks those who he deems worth through some arbitrary designation. he can slenderwalk, and causes slendersickness, which causes coughing, headaches, memory loss, blackouts, agitation, and can lead to total loss of will and becoming a proxy. my question is, why do people keep adding stupid shit to the mythos like this dumb ass music thing. "metal makes him happy, i was playing it and he smiled to show jagged teeth" okay HE HAS NO MOUTH. if he wishes to speak he does so telepathically. the only version like slenderman is the tall man which is slenderman only with eye sockets, and a grin that curls around his head. but people chime the same shit over and over. it annoys the fuck out of me. "i just found this, and i live near the woods, am i safe?" followed closely by "YOUR FUCKED" no there not fucked, so you mean to tell me that anyone who ever lives near the woods ever is fucked. i call bullshit considering a very large portion of the world  is forest so no they're not fucked your fucking stupid. idk, i know it free territory for expansion ,but stupid arbitrary shit that makes no damn since just fucks everything up. there is nothing wrong with the mythos as it stands so don't touch it. that would be like me taking the Cthulhu mythos and saying that in stead of tentacles Cthulhus face was made of gummy worms then that became the norm. seriously? whatever im done

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