what i know

i know that the slender man is a tall, thin, bald, faceless being that stalks those who he deems worth through some arbitrary designation. he can slenderwalk, and causes slendersickness, which causes coughing, headaches, memory loss, blackouts, agitation, and can lead to total loss of will and becoming a proxy. my question is, why do people keep adding stupid shit to the mythos like this dumb ass music thing. "metal makes him happy, i was playing it and he smiled to show jagged teeth" okay HE HAS NO MOUTH. if he wishes to speak he does so telepathically. the only version like slenderman is the tall man which is slenderman only with eye sockets, and a grin that curls around his head. but people chime the same shit over and over. it annoys the fuck out of me. "i just found this, and i live near the woods, am i safe?" followed closely by "YOUR FUCKED" no there not fucked, so you mean to tell me that anyone who ever lives near the woods ever is fucked. i call bullshit considering a very large portion of the world  is forest so no they're not fucked your fucking stupid. idk, i know it free territory for expansion ,but stupid arbitrary shit that makes no damn since just fucks everything up. there is nothing wrong with the mythos as it stands so don't touch it. that would be like me taking the Cthulhu mythos and saying that in stead of tentacles Cthulhus face was made of gummy worms then that became the norm. seriously? whatever im done

amazing

hes gone...i mean he has left for good. at least...i think he has. he said to me "J***, your time with me is done. we must part ways, and we may see each other in the future but not for a while..." then he was gone. i was on edge for hours but he is gone. i could have sworn he was going to kill me. but he is gone, the headaches are gone, so is the coughing, my throught is healing, and i feel great. sam has actually been calm, instead of like static. i think im going to rest for a while guys, check in on the wika every now and then, but have fun guys. This is J. Renrut signing off, for a while this time

so let me tell you guys a story, a long time ago there lived a couple, young and in love. they live happily in the USA, that is until they have a child, the first child has horrible complications for an unknown reason, the child is stillborn, but somehow unknown to the parents and doctors another child is born from the same mother. the child is perfectly healthy and happy. the grieving parents are elated to have a child and the other will be sorely missed. they lived happily for a while....before i continue what is wrong so far? that child wasn't there, i mean it was not in the womb up until labor. where did it come from. well let me finish, the parents are plagued with nightmares of a terrifying man calling for there son. for years this happens until they move to altensteig, Germany. on the child's 4th birthday he goes out into the woods to explore and happens upon a very tall tree with hundreds of thin black branches, the tree stands alone in a large opening surrounded by golden wheat, it whispers to the kid "I have been waiting, for so long. I'm glad your here" the trees branches retract and the tree is revealed to be a tall faceless man in a black suit. the kid runs for his life back to his house, as he can see his house in the distance he begins to scream, but he slams into a "tree branch" (according to the official story) his parents get to him and rush him off to the hospital, where he is in a coma for 11 years, on his 15th birthday his parents visit and he awakes, but the kid they knew was only half there. the kid they met was almost a blank slab from the shock, his mind was locked away, but he soon comes to and develops into a smart charismatic, charming lad. the problem with this story is I was never in a coma for 11 years, i have memories of that time, but the people i remember don't even know me, when i told them stories of our childhood, they remembered them as odd dreams they had. this kid is me, but why would HE tell me that HE made up my entire life. he has been grooming me for something, and idk what but im terrified as to what it is. guys he made up my entire life. and fuck he is here, hold on okay its been about 10 min, i told him i still need time to process this info, so he will be back for me. i don't know what to do, he made me me, but he didn't know about SAM, and it ruined his plans, he has been trying to bury my memories but SAM is stopping him and he is tired of it, he is probably going to kill me, so i say goodnight and i quote a great man "you know that big ball of radiation we call the sun?  well it'll burst you into flames if you stay in one place for too long. that is if the static don't get you first. so remember, even if your dusted: you may be gone, but out here in the desert your shadow lives on without you" this is J. Renrut signing off...hold up sam...oh he is clever SAM=S.A.M.= Same As Me

Well hes here, so have fun guys

okay, okay

so i saw him the other day and he told me to pack up some stuff and go out on the road for a while, he said "take clothes, money, and weapons and i will tell you when to stop." so i did that got in my car and drove north until i reached new jersey when i saw an operator symbol on the road then my car soon began to mess up, so i pulled into a gas station and waited and guess who i saw. vinnie, or is it Vince, idk the everymanHYBRID guy, i was about to say hi when i saw slendy in the distance and thought better of it so i checked into a hotel and thats where im at now. so im just waitin for my orders soooooooooo, how you guys doing?

what to do, what to do?

so yea, whats up guys, been a while thought i would say hi and check in, if i post this on the site it'll get removed and ill get banned but why are people so fucking stupid when it comes to Slenderman. always yammering on about non sense and stupid shit like "silver works on him" no it doesn't you idiot. "hey i need information on slendy" next comment "well he causes slender sickness, and um can teleport and um can um blahBlahBLAH!!! fucking dumb asses posting common fucking knowledge that is already in the damn article. whatever felt like ranting since work is killin me, well basically killing me.....idk at least he pays me on occasion...

im......scared?

for once in a few months i'm scared, because i saw him again today and all i could think was Finally, i get to see him again. but his face, there was nothing this time.....i couldnt tell what face he was making, or what his emotions toward me were, it was just nothing, not observing, just.....there, and this is while i was stopped at a stop light. after that all the lights were green but he was there....everywhere no matter where i looked he was there, he is gone now....thank god.....but seriously, and when i pulled into my neighborhood there was a huge bloodstain in the road, and drag marks, but it was caused by something big...idk guys, idk anymore and that scares the piss out of me. what is going to happen next?

hmmmmmm, well then

idk what to do now guys i guess i keep posting theories or something, idk reasons prevent me from discussing what happened to me in that time frame, like i have no clue just woke up one day sam was gone and i felt alone.....truly alone, great at first but still, i have only seen him twice, and every time he runs like he dosnt want me to see him, like he legit walked behind a street sign and was gone, i walked into the woods looking for him but all i remember is leaving.....why dont i remember what happened, needs further study....

also i drew this, i got bored